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This Tiny Town of Night Vale-To start off, I've been asked to read this brief announcement:
Carlos came to town today,
He works right by the pizza place.
It took one look; I'm now in love.
That perfect hair and perfect face.
Don't approach the dog park, listeners.
Don't go through the gate.
Don't look at all the hooded figures,
Lest you meet your fate.
A brand new thing I see today,
To it we cry "all hail!"
As far as glow clouds go, my friends,
This one's the holy grail.
Guess who's my least favorite person in this town?
I'm sure you all know his name.
He can't take care of a tan Corolla,
Steve you're friggin lame!!
Oh my god, I've said too much.
Station management's pissed.
I described their physical appearance,
And I think that they just hissed!
I fear my life is on the line
Because of what I've said.
I guess if I don't shut up right now
It's going to be my head.
I'm looking to my left
To see a vortex on my wall.
I wonder where it goes?
If it goes anywhere at all...
-Hello, Desert Bluffs?
This is Kevin, here.
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